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House 5x04
OHMYFUCKINGGODEXPECTATIONSEXCEEDEDBRAINBROKEFROMSQUEEOVERLOAD.
1. House and Wilson are not best friends, BEST FRIENDS DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT WITH EACH OTHER,KTHX.
2. Now I will never believe that this show don't have a gay agenda. Doctor Who shmoctor who, at last the term found its proper meaning.
3. That episode made me happy with SUCH AN EPIC INTENSITY that I'm pretty sure it was the highest point of my week AND CANNOT BE TOPPED.
4. SERIOUSLY, apart from the onscreen sexxors, House and Wilson are definitely the canonest of ALL the slash pairings in the history of slashdom, amarite or AMARITE ?
YES LIKE 100% OF THE REST OF THE WORLD I WAS ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT WILSON WOULD KISS ANGRILY HOUSE INSTEAD OF THROWING THAT BOTTLE. That's how impossibly gay the context was.
So obviously TIS TRANSCRIPT TIEM :
House : You're scared to death of losing anyone that matters so you dump the person that matters the most to you !
Wilson : I'm not scared to death I'm moving forward !
House : Because no one can take away from you what you no longer have.
Wilson : Your father's death is about you, Amber's death is about you ! I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to be your friend !
House : Admit it, you're angry and you're scared of losing me. Admit it, admit it, admit it, ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT... *tension rising, Wilson looking more and moreHORNY AS HELL ANGRY*
*Wilson turns around andthrows a bottle in the air kiss him to shut him up* (seriously both outcome made as much sense).
This may be my all time favourite H/W scene, ever.
Obviously the whole of their scenes could be quoted with the Dancing Queen ringtone, the dodgy Lousiana jail story, I don't want to miss the anal cavity search AND SO ON.
I did not expect Wilson to kiss and make up at the end of the ep so I was pretty much having an OD on squee when that end scene played, it was almost too much to bear.
They obviously had mad passionate make up sex after the end credits rolled, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THE DINER PROPOSITION HEAVILY SUGGESTED.
OMFG I'm still delirious with joy.
So after *that* I can't even review the other shows because clearly, there's no point.
Let's just say that :
Chuck : ADORABLE and somewhat sad.
Heroes : I am this close to stop watching you, show. QUIT THE RIDICULOUS PLOT AND THE STUPIDITY OF CHARACTERS I USED TO LIKE OR WE'RE THROUGH.
Haven't watched the rest just yet.
1. House and Wilson are not best friends, BEST FRIENDS DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT WITH EACH OTHER,KTHX.
2. Now I will never believe that this show don't have a gay agenda. Doctor Who shmoctor who, at last the term found its proper meaning.
3. That episode made me happy with SUCH AN EPIC INTENSITY that I'm pretty sure it was the highest point of my week AND CANNOT BE TOPPED.
4. SERIOUSLY, apart from the onscreen sexxors, House and Wilson are definitely the canonest of ALL the slash pairings in the history of slashdom, amarite or AMARITE ?
YES LIKE 100% OF THE REST OF THE WORLD I WAS ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT WILSON WOULD KISS ANGRILY HOUSE INSTEAD OF THROWING THAT BOTTLE. That's how impossibly gay the context was.
So obviously TIS TRANSCRIPT TIEM :
House : You're scared to death of losing anyone that matters so you dump the person that matters the most to you !
Wilson : I'm not scared to death I'm moving forward !
House : Because no one can take away from you what you no longer have.
Wilson : Your father's death is about you, Amber's death is about you ! I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to be your friend !
House : Admit it, you're angry and you're scared of losing me. Admit it, admit it, admit it, ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT... *tension rising, Wilson looking more and more
*Wilson turns around and
This may be my all time favourite H/W scene, ever.
Obviously the whole of their scenes could be quoted with the Dancing Queen ringtone, the dodgy Lousiana jail story, I don't want to miss the anal cavity search AND SO ON.
I did not expect Wilson to kiss and make up at the end of the ep so I was pretty much having an OD on squee when that end scene played, it was almost too much to bear.
They obviously had mad passionate make up sex after the end credits rolled, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THE DINER PROPOSITION HEAVILY SUGGESTED.
OMFG I'm still delirious with joy.
So after *that* I can't even review the other shows because clearly, there's no point.
Let's just say that :
Chuck : ADORABLE and somewhat sad.
Heroes : I am this close to stop watching you, show. QUIT THE RIDICULOUS PLOT AND THE STUPIDITY OF CHARACTERS I USED TO LIKE OR WE'RE THROUGH.
Haven't watched the rest just yet.
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You know how I feel toward the episode and its MONUMENTAL GAYNESS OF EPIC EPICNESS - however I'd like to point out that there's another pairing that's just as canonically gay as House/Wilson currently on our screens.
Watch the latest Merlin. No, I mean, watch it NAO. I know that you are less invested in it than in House
AND RIGHTLY SO, but in terms of objective slash, I'm not sure you can top Merlin calling out Arthur's name in his sleep and urging him to "go faster! move!"...... I am so not kidding. And that's frankly the teeny-weeny top of the iceberg. Man.
BUT BACK TO HOUSE AND WILSON'S HOPEFULLY SOON TO BE RESOLVED ON OUR SCREEN OBVIOUS SEXUAL TENSION AND SOULMATE LOVE ♥
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It does not beat what House and Wilson did thar, imho, but I will give you that Merlin's gayness is hilariously entertaining and too blatant to be honest.
IF HOUSE AND WILSON'S UST IS NOT RESOLVED SOMEDAY THEY WILL HAVE A GAZILION FANGIRL'S DEATHS ON THEIR CONSCIENCE, JUST SAYING.
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Je sais pas si j'ai mal compris ou pas.
Ils s'embrassent VRAIMENT??? XD
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Ceci étant dit, je pense vraiment que ça reste dans le domaine du possible avec tout ce qu'ils offrent sur un plateau d'argent aux slashers avec ce pairing x___x
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LOL ton icon XD
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(something being less work hours between uni and the school, obviously -_- )
I have to agree with you - the Merlin scenes beat the H&W ones on a purely textual/technical level, but nothing can beat the contextual love of House/Wilson.
... AND YET WE'LL KEEP WATCHING AND LIVING ON EPISODES LIKE THIS ONE *________*
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Also, you have probably seen this before, but I saw it linked recently and it made me lol, because I am a terrible, terrible person: there's a drug rehab center in Ohio called House/Wilson Hall (http://interventionamerica.org/listing.cfm?Drug_Rehab_ID=8672).
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I'm not watching the show until episode 8 or 9. Whenever it is Elle is supposed to return. I'm utterly indifferent to what happens to any of these characters, even Claire, who's improved quite a bit over last year. I just ... can't fricking CARE about it.
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(He has apparently been some kind of second-hand consultant for Merlin, as a buddy of the production team I reckon.)
Most of the time I can't stand the dude but that comment is RIGHT ON ♥
AND I TOTALLY WORSHIP THE GROUND ARTHUR WALKS ON. Maaaan, I started out with Merlin, but Bradley is frankly hypnotic, absolutely gorgeous, and I just LOVE all the cheesy action scenes where he sweats a lot and demonstrates once again the power of manly muscles over my feeble hormones. Nom nom nom <3
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I did start out to be all over Merlin which lasted about ohh... The first episode before I changed focus ? ARTHUR IS MAGNIFICENT. I AGREE ON THE GORGEOUSNESS AND THE MANLINESS (yes, I also went 'OMG UNEXPECTED CHEST AIR' during that dungeon scene XD)
Also, we crushed on the same icon :)
I called it 'Arthur needs a good shag' btwno subject
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(And me that'd be bad luck with my schedule those last Fanturdays - but the stupid hectic schedule is over after this last weekend of unavailability!)
OMG THE CHEST HAIR. OMG ROSEN, OMG! I usually loathe hairy chests but BLONDIE'S HAIRY CHEST SENT MY BRAIN INTO OVERDRIVE. Everything about him is gorgeousness. He's just the sexiest princely bastard-not-so-bastard I know.
SERIOUSLY THE BLOND CHEST HAIR <33333
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Oh no but chest hair is *so* not my thing either and yet on him ? TOTALLY WORKS. It may be that it took me by surprise since I thought he would be as smooth as a baby because he has that sort of polished look.
Next thing I knew hullo thar grown man *__*
Manly sexual magnetism indeed, my dear friend.
THAT COMMENT THREAD HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISTRACTED.
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BWAHAHAHA OH MAN, I never saw that XD
I think it's time for me to move to Ohio because I just admitted to myself that I had a problem.
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