"I'm so over him, I'll show him! Oh, this girl is pretty! And nice! I really like her! You know what, I'll propose! At once! What do you mean, overreaction and Master? Who? I'm so over him!"
I'm sort of scared at how IC that sounds. :D

Having your own computer is essential to porn enjoyment. I still have nightmares from the couple of months I had to rely on internet cafés to go online. *shudder*