rosengirl: (House : H/W OBVIOUSLY in love)
rosengirl ([personal profile] rosengirl) wrote2008-10-15 10:09 pm

House 5x04

OHMYFUCKINGGODEXPECTATIONSEXCEEDEDBRAINBROKEFROMSQUEEOVERLOAD.

1. House and Wilson are not best friends, BEST FRIENDS DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT WITH EACH OTHER,KTHX.

2. Now I will never believe that this show don't have a gay agenda. Doctor Who shmoctor who, at last the term found its proper meaning.

3. That episode made me happy with SUCH AN EPIC INTENSITY that I'm pretty sure it was the highest point of my week AND CANNOT BE TOPPED.

4. SERIOUSLY, apart from the onscreen sexxors, House and Wilson are definitely the canonest of ALL the slash pairings in the history of slashdom, amarite or AMARITE ?


YES LIKE 100% OF THE REST OF THE WORLD I WAS ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT WILSON WOULD KISS ANGRILY HOUSE INSTEAD OF THROWING THAT BOTTLE. That's how impossibly gay the context was.
So obviously TIS TRANSCRIPT TIEM :

House : You're scared to death of losing anyone that matters so you dump the person that matters the most to you !

Wilson : I'm not scared to death I'm moving forward !

House : Because no one can take away from you what you no longer have.

Wilson : Your father's death is about you, Amber's death is about you ! I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to be your friend !

House : Admit it, you're angry and you're scared of losing me. Admit it, admit it, admit it, ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT... *tension rising, Wilson looking more and more HORNY AS HELL ANGRY*


*Wilson turns around and throws a bottle in the air kiss him to shut him up* (seriously both outcome made as much sense).

This may be my all time favourite H/W scene, ever.


Obviously the whole of their scenes could be quoted with the Dancing Queen ringtone, the dodgy Lousiana jail story, I don't want to miss the anal cavity search AND SO ON.

I did not expect Wilson to kiss and make up at the end of the ep so I was pretty much having an OD on squee when that end scene played, it was almost too much to bear.
They obviously had mad passionate make up sex after the end credits rolled, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT THE DINER PROPOSITION HEAVILY SUGGESTED.

OMFG I'm still delirious with joy.


So after *that* I can't even review the other shows because clearly, there's no point.


Let's just say that :

Chuck : ADORABLE and somewhat sad.

Heroes : I am this close to stop watching you, show. QUIT THE RIDICULOUS PLOT AND THE STUPIDITY OF CHARACTERS I USED TO LIKE OR WE'RE THROUGH.

Haven't watched the rest just yet.
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[identity profile] marah-sarie.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE THIS SHOW. Every time I think it can't possibly get any slashier, it does. How they aren't canon yet, I HAVE NO IDEA.

Also, you have probably seen this before, but I saw it linked recently and it made me lol, because I am a terrible, terrible person: there's a drug rehab center in Ohio called House/Wilson Hall (http://interventionamerica.org/listing.cfm?Drug_Rehab_ID=8672).

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot understand how they manage to make it SLASHIER everytime without having it turned into gay porn by now. Each time I think this is IT. And then they prove me wrong with the next one ! So I would say this was the slashiest H/W ever... For now.

BWAHAHAHA OH MAN, I never saw that XD
I think it's time for me to move to Ohio because I just admitted to myself that I had a problem.