rosengirl: (DW : Ten/Master cracklulz)
rosengirl ([personal profile] rosengirl) wrote2009-12-25 09:02 pm

Doctor Who - The End of Time part 1


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


IT WAS CRACKY AND RIDIC AND UNSLASHYBELIEVABLE AND WE HAVE CANON DRAG!MASTER NOW. MY MIND BOGGLES.

Wilf was absolutely MAGNIFICENT and I'm utterly confused and suspicious about him now. With the woman appearing to him and the Doctor questioning him... Hmm foreshadowing. If there's a fob watch in his future I will FLAIL INTO OBLIVION. I don't even know how that would work but I wouldn't put it past what RTD was smocking.

The scene where the Doctor talks to him and just breaks down because of his guilt over what happened in the last one was so heartbreaking. And the bit with Donna outside the window made me go aaawww.

TEH MASTER IS BATSHIT AND HAWT AND SEXEY AND WOOBIE. Those scenes where he eats and eats like a pig must have been a real pain in the arse for Simm to play.

The Doctor/Master bits were ALL I COULD HAVE WISHED FOR. I just want to rewatch them right now. I flailed each time they sensed each other, I LOVED the chase sequence and the confrontation was made of subtext. That bit came right out of a fanfic. Simm and Tennant nailed each other it. I actually jumped out of my chair when the Master made the Doctor hear the drums, I wanted to rewind and rewatch SO HARD but then I realised that I couldn't and died inside *cannot wait to see it again*

It was all so cracky and there was so much happening that made little sense that I'm really incoherent and can't form a definite opinion before I've seen it again. I didn't expect this AT ALL.

But over all I spent half of the time squeeing and flailing and the other half crying of laughter (especially for the last 10 minutes) so I mostly liked it.

THE DOCTOR HAS A WHOLE PLANET OF MASTERS TO HIMSELF. GREATEST LAST GIFT BEFORE DYING EVER Y/Y.

His evil boyfriend is so thoughtful *weeps*

ETA : and of course, I forgot to mention it but TIME LORDS ARE BACK, BITCHES. AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY. *PUNCHES THE AIR*

[identity profile] fallsaddles.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
FIRST

I AM TYPING THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED BECAUSE OF SPOILERS

BECAUSE I JUST GOT HOME FROM A FAMILY CHRISTMAS AND CAN ONLY WATCH IT NOW

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OMG I LOVE THE INTERNET FOR HAVING IT ALREADY :3

THIS IS ME RESERVING A SPOT FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION WHEN I'M DONE WATCHING IT AND VERY POSSIBLY WEEPING INTO MY BAUBLES/POPCORN/CHRISTMAS LIGHTS/CAT.

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU LOLZ. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR REACTION XDDD

LOVE ACTUALLY GIF OF LURVVVV *SAVES*

[identity profile] fallsaddles.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD OLOLOLOLOLOL STILL RECOVERING FROM THE CRACK, THE SHOCK AND THE ... THE AWESOME.

I actually jumped out of my chair when the Master made the Doctor hear the drums,

LOL ARE YOU KIDDING I GOT UP FROM THE SOFA AND WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE TELLY IN MY JIM-JAMS RIGHT WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT GALLIFREY AND GAYING IT UP ON THE GRASS, FUCK.

FUNNILY ENOUGH, MY FIRST THOUGHT AFTER "OMG" AT ~THE MASTER RACE~ WAS, "OH GOOD NOW THE DOCTOR CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHOM HE WANTS TO BONE"

:///

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I WATCHED IT A SECOND TIME, IT WAS EVEN MOAR FTW !

"OH GOOD NOW THE DOCTOR CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHOM HE WANTS TO BONE"

OR THE MASTER CAN GANG BANG HIM TIL HE REGENERATES.

\o/

[identity profile] fallsaddles.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I would watch it again. I mean, tch, I'm obviously going to, and I'm going to make notes other than "LOL TIMOTHY DALTON ILU DON'T GO CHANGING" so I can pretend I know shit about stuff, but not right now, I don't think, because there's only so much crack I can handle per evening.

YES! I AM UP FOR THE GANGBANG THING. The Master in a dress, though. Lahv lahv lahv, although most of the Masters looked really baddly 'shopped.

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I had about 3 hours between watching it first and rewatching it so it was probably easier to take in ^^

TIMOTHY DALTON IS AMAAAAAZING AND SOMEWHAT HILARIOUS. I CAN'T WAIT FOR PART 2 !
ext_23719: (mastergasm)

[identity profile] marah-sarie.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM POSSIBLY DEAD OF SLASH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. ALSO ALSO ALSO: RED GRASS. <3<3<3<3<3 *dies again*

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I NEED TO REWATCH THE SLASHY BITS SO MUCH I CANT BREATH PROPERLY.

rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (oh god (quarkz))

[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2009-12-25 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought for a moment your moodtheme clip was of Arthur and Merlin. 'FUCK YUS IM SURPRISED' is a fairly accurate approximation of my reaction.

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOL YOU WISH IT V. HARD APPRENTLY.



ext_41315: Rose/SJS/Martha (Doctor/Master - OTP)

[identity profile] londonesque.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
THE DOCTOR HAS A WHOLE PLANET OF MASTERS TO HIMSELF. GREATEST LAST GIFT BEFORE DYING EVER Y/Y.

LOL, Y!

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I REALLY REALLY HOPE HE DIES FROM THIS.

[identity profile] foui-the-brave.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Donna remembering was like the PERFECT Christmas gift for me! :D Or maybe it was the image of the Master in a pink dress (can we get behind the scenes footage on that?), I can't really choose...
But the good thing with RTD is that WE DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE!
Also, is it just me or was the Master's collar totally unecessary? I do get the straitjacket but you won't ever, EVER convince me that RTD wasn't treating himself when he put that collar on John Simm.

However, I will have to re-watch it in order to have a slightly coherent opinion...

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
YES ! Donna remembering was just AMLDSJDMAJD. I can't wait to see how it goes in part 2 (along with everything else, really !).

I WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR THE GRATUITOUSNESS OF THE MASTER'S COLLAR AND LEASH. THANK YOU RUSTY.

I've rewatched it 3 times during the weekend, it gets better everytime, at least for me.

THIS.

[identity profile] seularen.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
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Edited 2009-12-26 04:54 (UTC)

[identity profile] seularen.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
THE ENTIRE TIME. It was marvelous. I wanted to cap every single expression.

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
SO MANY EXPRESSIONS OF UNFNESS IN ONE EPISODE, SRSLY.

I hope part 2 brings Teh Ghey as well (can't see how it won't !).
elisi: (Master (evil bf) by xafirah)

[personal profile] elisi 2009-12-26 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
I ♥ this post SO MUCH!

As far as I can tell most people are all 'wtf?' and 'It's too OTT' , and I've been looking for people who watched the same ep that I did! :D

(And running in the red grass when they were boys!!!! I think I died!. I could *kiss* RTD for making all those reams of fanon canon!)

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't home this weekend so I just rewatched it twice completely oblivious of fandom wank. I'm going to catch up now and I hope my squee won't be harshed (I'm so in love with the epic cracklulz of the episode that I can't see it happening tho :D)

SO FUCKING MUCH YES TO THE CANON THETA/KOSCHEI RANDOM BACKSTORY. Not that we ever had doubts about their sweet love for one another but it's awesome to have it verified like this !

[identity profile] cap-peroxide.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OMG THIS WAS THE SLASHIEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN. (AND BLONDE!SIMM IS SO PRETTY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.)

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
THE SLASH, IT BURN !

(blond!scruffy!simm is indeed really rocking this look OM NOM NOM)

[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
EVIL GAY LITTLE MASTERS IN DA HIAOUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE. I love them. *sigh*

[identity profile] rosengirl.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE HOW DAVE PHRASED IT IN THE CONFIDENTIAL :

"The human race has disapeared into one big John Simmness."

HUM YES PLZ ? HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR REALZ !?

[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
WE MUST FIND THE SACRED BOOKS OF SAXON AND MIX UP SOME POWERFUL POTIONS AND SHIT. WE GIVE OURSELVES SO THAT SAXON MAY LIVE!