JOHN BARROWMAN STOP BEING TEH AWESOME KTHX

AE: There's a Captain Jack figure for Doctor Who, so would you like to see Torchwood toys?
JB: We can't have Torchwood toys because we can't market to children, because it's an adult show. [Laughs] We could do Torchwood [lists assorted sex toys].

*ROTFL* JOHN !! *clings*

AE: Are you ever going to kiss David Tennant?
JB: I don't know. [Smiles mischievously] I haven't yet … on the TV series.

YOU BIG TEASE MUFFIN YOU *HEARTS*

AE: Let's get back to the kissing David Tennant question. You kissed Christopher Eccleston. So would David do a kiss?
JB: I kissed Christopher because Jack was going off to die and that was a love for the Doctor as a person, but I think now Captain Jack does fancy David's Doctor. It's revealed in series three of Doctor Who because Martha Jones says something about liking the Doctor and I turn to her and say something to the effect of “Oh, you too?” So it's clearly out there. But I don't think they will kiss.

I just have so much love for that interviewer.

AE: In the first series of Doctor Who Captain Jack was naked and cleverly hid a gun in a unique place. Will there be more naked Jack?
JB: Yes, in series one he hid a gun in his ass. [Laughs] Not at the moment you won't, because John Barrowman hasn't had time to work on his love handles. I've been enjoying life too much. That's what happens when you work too many hours and can't get to the frickin' gym. So no nudity for Captain Jack for a while. But let me tell you that scene was fun to film in series one; that was my idea to pull the gun out of my ass.

It was his idea. What a shock. NOT.
*jumps him*

He really does the best interviews.