It's hard out there for a pimp.

[rosengirl]

Random tiny things of the day.

I thought Twilight was embarassingly bad and lulzy but I'm watching New Moon at the mo and LOL OKAY THEN.

Comments

[fallsaddles.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE LIKE, SORT OF BEAUTIFUL

[rosengirl.livejournal.com]

INORITE ?

BUT WHAT KIND OF STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER THROWS HERSELF OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE SHE'S SEING HER EX BF (WITH WHICH THE RELATION COULD BE SUMMED UP AS ONE OR TWO LOUSY KISSES, NO CHEMISTRY WHATSOEVER AND A LOT OF CREEPY STALKING) AS LULZY APPARITIONS EVERYWHERE ?

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN APPEALING LOVE STORY ?

[fallsaddles.livejournal.com]

UM I'M SORRY I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO

BELLA, A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER? SHE'S A WHINY, DEPENDANT BITCH.

[sea_thoughts]

INORITE?! Je te jure, 'New Moon' devrait gagner l'Oscar pour 'Meilleure comedie de 2009'! From the serrated wrapping paper (NOBODY bleeds like that from a paper cut) to the boys running around in shorts in THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, it was hilarious from start to finish. When Jacob pulled off HIS ENTIRE T-SHIRT just to dab Bella's wound, my friends and I nearly suffocated from hysterical laughter (we go to see the "Twilight" movies just to laugh at them).

[rosengirl.livejournal.com]

I was truly dazzled by how incredibly bad it was !

I loved the dramatic climax where they basically all were freaking out over Edward about to commit 'sparkly chest in the sun'.

LOLZ.

[sea_thoughts]

The sad thing is that I was willing Bella to die by the end of the film. I was actually happy when she jumped off the cliff simply because I wouldn't have to listen to her whine any more. But then Jacob had to go and save her *sigh* and then SHE had to go and save Edward *BIG SIGH*.

Where did I put those lol!cat reviews...? *dives into the internet*

Lol Cat Review of New Moon - says everything you need to know